Splaticated

To be severely intoxicated

I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.

by Big Time Slimmy Jim G November 19, 2010

splatical

to describe someone who is retarded

that kid over there is splatical

by splatical November 13, 2022

Spalatica

1)the unkown purple knob
2)a mysterious unidentifiable purple knob show only to appear on men this purple knob has power and ability to make it user feal great

1)o god my Spalatica is spraying
2)o crap my Spalaticas gone Crazy and is repainting my house

by Michael Madden November 10, 2003

splatcan

A word, often used to describe a lesbian who is on their period.

Did you see Jess at school today? She looked like a splatcan!

by Cytoplasmic Reticulum August 28, 2016

splatacake

1. A term in Splatoon used specifically when you destroy your opponent with easy.
2. A infamous badass who plays massive amounts of Splatoon.

Bro! You just got SplaTacAKed!

by J. Bidnaz January 8, 2019

spaticlus hangover

when something is left on an end that is like you're hanging over a cliff.

wow that show had a very spaticlus hangover

by spaticlushangover October 23, 2020

Splatitude

A meaningless self-quote (usually in a swirly font on a busy background) trying to sound philosophical, but falling as flat as a lead balloon.

His endless strings of splatitudes made him a bore at parties.

by CaroRio January 21, 2021