shitback

the art of quickly replying to someone shitting on you with an even better reply that outshits them.

Nicole: ....okay cool Sean Murray
Dayshon: Fuck you Nicole....
Dayshon to Morgan: Damn Morgan why dont i have a shitback when i need it.

by Sean Murray-Manuel May 7, 2010

shitback

A person who is regularly subjected to the wiping of dog faeces onto his back without his knowledge

Oi, shitback, you've got shit on your back!

by andy January 19, 2004

SpinBack

the act of making a comeback from a horrendous/detrimental situation

she rejected me but dw imma spinback

by Lilcosmo October 8, 2023

spitjacks

So spit Jack's references the act of bursting out in laughter. Eg.. 'that bedard check just made me spit jack"

"Spitting flapjacks on one's knees"

that bedard check just made me Spitjacks"

by Beantown4 October 19, 2023

Shitback

Where you shit with so much blunt force it shoots up out of your arse crack onto your back.

Guy:Why’d they close the bathrooms?
Other guy:I heard someone shitback in there.
Guy:totally makes sense.

by RoseLight42 November 27, 2023

shitback

A word used to describe a person who falls into a pile of shit on their back. Permanently calling them this word after this event takes place.

What's up shitback, have you washed your clothes?

by Chimpcoughy February 1, 2024

Splitback

A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.

For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.

Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.

Friend: What a splitback

by Ddr99 May 7, 2024