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Spoinkle Spinkle

A very silly person, such a goober
I love spoinkle spinkle and you should go and if you don’t then you aren’t invited to my birthday party

Spoinkle spinkle is very silly and very very cool and very funny
by The Gleep Norp monster December 7, 2023
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Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
by VanCaspel August 7, 2016
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sphincter sprinkler

When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
yo bro grab me some TP

pull a sphincter sprinkler

word.
by Ron Howard13 March 22, 2011
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miami sprinkler

The act of putting rainbow color sprinkles up the head of the penis while jacking off to your partner and sprinkling the rainbow color jiz on their face.
Yo bro I just did the miami sprinkler on my boyfriend and he's looking colorful.
by Untamed Funny October 27, 2014
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Wittenoom Sprinkler

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
by J Archer August 23, 2018
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Big Rapids Sprinkler

A Big Rapids sprinkler is when a girl gives you head, you cum in her mouth, and then she blows the cum back out all over your face. They are named for the types of girls you'll get in Big Rapids, MI, home of Ferris State University.
I thought I had just got the best head in my life from Becky until she stood up and gave me a Big Rapids sprinkler.
by Tim Time March 31, 2010
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Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014
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