spermicidal

One who is suicidal because of a lack of sperm.

She was spermicidal yesterday after spending the night alone.

He was spermicidal because he couldn't ejaculate.

by trannytranny February 14, 2009

spermicidal maniac

one who masturbates constantly. every hour on the hour, or something to that degree of frequency.

dude, ted is a spermicidal maniac. i swear he dissapears at least 6 times a day to "clean his room"

by Mike Q. October 12, 2004

spermicals

spermicals means 'sperm cells'

"ooooh gooey spermicals"

by /mainframe July 30, 2004

Spazmoidal

Acting crazy like a complete and utter fool or idiot.

He was acting spazmoidal.

by baristopher September 3, 2011

Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt

Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)

My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!

by Miketrg December 7, 2005

sperminal

ooh yeah i hear ya man i use that thing all the time

i was at the sperminal so long the fucker is plugged up
hand me that plunger.
on second thought i will get down there and suck it out

by dick dickson March 20, 2003

spermicidal

An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.

"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"

by BigFanOfUD November 2, 2011