Spermicelli

Thick stream of jizz that sticks to your cock because you didn't drink enough water.

"I was dehydrated after drinking last night. When I jerked off this morning I had spermicelli."

by mad mac October 14, 2012

Spermbite

Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.

"I had spermbite so bad yesterday, it ripped an entire patch of hair off my leg..."

by happypotato69 December 23, 2014

spermreseptical

The somewhat proper term for cum dumpster. -AKA- A trashy female who likes fap all over her body because she needs attention to feel good about her daddy issues.

Windy got herpes of the mouth because she's such a spermreseptical!

by kimber380 October 25, 2015

Spermified

To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.

You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"

Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.

by Cemorolen October 3, 2017

spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man

John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

superfiredmorrisseyweirdo

An individual who is constantly threatened with termination by his or her employer for strange and unwanted references to Morrissey and his music.

What happened to Heather?

Oh, Marco got rid of that superfiredmorrisseyweirdo once and for all. We don't have to put up with her depressing lyrical references or worship of the Pope of Mope any longer.

by The Girl Least Likely To... May 13, 2006

spermies

baby sperms

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

by bob May 9, 2003