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Sperminate

To squirt cum at a person or object.
Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.
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spermination

dude check out this spermination. (semen launches across the room)
by the malignant one June 28, 2003
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sperminted

pregnant; a girl has once had sperm inside her which gets her knocked up
That girl is sperminted.
by AshTrash June 20, 2008
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Sperminate

The act of releasing semen on a person, place or thing.
After being aroused and pleasured, I had to sperminate into her vagina.
by Smith Riley August 17, 2016
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SPERMIN N CRAMPIN

The most absurd and concerning way of saying “I’m having a great time

(The word is spelled in all cap)
“Yo, you got accepted to Yale”
“HOLY SHI, IM SPERMIN N CRAMPIN”

The fuck????”
by Fukcing ? October 25, 2022
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Sperminate

To impregnate a woman with your luscious bodily fluid fertilizing her egg.
My halfwit husband could not Sperminate my egg.
by Kenace October 30, 2014
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Spermbank

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.
1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
by drotic October 7, 2009
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