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Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018
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permanent record

Where all the bad things you've done as a child go.
Mother: You better pick up that candy wrapper!
Son: Why?
Mother: If you don't, this will go on your permanent record, and you will never get into college!
by zoLLL November 9, 2009
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Permanent drunk syndrome

A mental disorder where the subject seems to be in the state of being drunk, even when sober.
A: That guy Camille is crazy... is he drunk?
B: No he's got PDS, Permanent drunk syndrome. It's like he's drunk all the time.
A: Weird...
by besthallsnrevr November 18, 2010
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Permanent Loan

When you let a friend borrow an object or possession without the intention of returning it, however if the original owner needs the object back for any reason, being able to reclaim it.
I lent my friend my gameboy on permanent loan just incase I ever wanted it back.
by mrblacksburger January 13, 2010
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Non-Permanent Staking Loss

Non-Permanent Staking Loss defines a temporary decrease in token value vs. a permanent loss of the number of tokens you hold. Permanent staking loss is the consequence that occurs when staking in defi insurance protocols as losses are paid.
1. I should have staked in a non-permanent loss protocol. I got rekt!!!! My staked assets were liquidated and used to payout a claim.

2. When the claims were paid I had a non-permanent staking loss on my tokens, but soon the token price recovered.
by cc3.14 May 19, 2021
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Permanent Wedgie

Take an rope like item and slide it through your leg holes in back. Do same in front and wear the item like suspenders.
My "friends" came over, and when I fell asleep they tied my hands up. And then gave me a permanent wedgie. Since I was tied up I couldn't escape for hours.
by Jackjackerson June 23, 2012
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Permanent Stinky Pussy

PSP -- The end-result after a female has collected enough HPV-strains and other cock-bugs to create mass causalities in her intimate circles. Through Gods fury; Her pussy develops a permanent forest of invincible fungus-culture in her hoo ha. The fungus creates a strong soul-wrecking odor which serves as a forewarning for any righteous God-fearing man.

For those who get trapped by her allure; PTSD is more than likely. PSP is treatment-resistant; thus not mitigated by antifungal, antimicrobial or antibiotic treatment.

Extreme cases may result in radfem antics, acid-colored hair and potentially even a global pandemic.
"I dated Camilla ten years ago and her Permanent Stinky Pussy turned me into a traumatized monk." - Some guy, in a temple
by Herdawg September 26, 2019
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