2 definition by Jackjackerson

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small, annoying half black person. Usually found around people living peaceful lives annoying the shit out of them..
look at that little malakai pissing off those people
by JackJackerson January 21, 2008

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Take an rope like item and slide it through your leg holes in back. Do same in front and wear the item like suspenders.
My "friends" came over, and when I fell asleep they tied my hands up. And then gave me a permanent wedgie. Since I was tied up I couldn't escape for hours.
by Jackjackerson June 21, 2012

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