Speng

Speng, or the action of being Spengy.
A term used to describe someone who spurts nonsense, or does activities that are generally considered unintelligent.

Alfie and Thomas are being complete Spengs!

by JM_BRIGHT May 28, 2022

Speng

An idiot with no friends who stays at home 24/7

You are a speng

by Mattymus February 11, 2019

speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 14, 2017

speng eye

When one eye is slightly more closed than the other or is slightly off centre

"Oh man, in this photo you can totally see my speng eye! It's way off centre!"

by eloisepr January 29, 2016

Speng

British slang for spastic, fucking idiot or just a faggot

Patrick you are a speng you thundercunt

by DROBSS July 28, 2018

Speng

A speng is a retard who is braindead. An absolute dickhead that no one likes. They have small pp.

You fucking speng head

by Bibis1234 March 24, 2019

Speng Kid

Some strange blonde spaz who will threaten to suck honey out of your mums arse.

Speng kid! Not again, leave my mother alone!

by Your fat nan August 5, 2022