skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

skeezer in the freezer by unstitchable January 14, 2011

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Sneeze Atheist

A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.

Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".

Sneeze Atheist by Commuter on Breeze December 16, 2012

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sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

sneeze tease by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

Word of the Day on March 16, 2006

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period sneeze

when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.

*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.

period sneeze by omgomgomgperiod October 30, 2010