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Speedo

A speedo is a style of swimwear for men and boys which is akin to briefs in terms of how it's shaped. It derives its name from the Speedo company, which first introduced that particular style of swimwear, although people generally refer to all brief-cut bathing suits as speedos, even if they aren't made by the Speedo brand. The fabric of speedos is comprised of lycra/spandex and nylon, making them quick-drying, smooth to touch, and form-fitting.

Speedos are quite a common swimwear choice for men and boys who live in Europe, South America, Australia, and Asia (especially Russia). Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason, speedos aren't well received in North America despite them being sexier in style than conventional swimming shorts.

Speedos have even managed to make their way into rules and laws of certain establishments and areas. There are many swimming pools in Europe (especially France), which require all males to wear speedos for sanitary purposes. The reason is because males may be in dirty areas outside the pool facility while wearing conventional swimming shorts and then track the filth into the pool; but it is assumed that with speedos, a pair of pants is worn over them until it's time for swimming, thus making speedos less exposed to the elements than regular shorts.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, the town of Cape May New Jersey USA had banned men from wearing speedos in public. In the 1960's, the South Jersey beach town made a law stating that any male over 12 years of age could not wear swim briefs. This ban was passed mainly because of homophobic claims that speedos were essentially worn by gay men for no other reason but to advertise their 'goods' to each other. The ban was finally lifted in April 2005, more than three decades later.

To sum up, speedos are the sexiest swim attire for men and the world needs more of them.
"Damn, look at that hot boy in speedos over there. He knows he's looking fine."
by I_love_tobacco March 5, 2008
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seemo

one who dresses emo but not really depressed. look up definition for emo and scene for better understanding.
p1. Dude ur emo.
p2. No im scene.
p1. So ur seemo.
by DustBag Dolgera August 27, 2007
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Speedmoig

A Speedmoig is a 2 wheeled mode of transport, on which employees at large airports may stand to gain speedy movement about the place
Look at that bloke on the speedmoig.

Matt, I wish i had a speedmoig

The only downfall to a speedmoig is it cant cope with steps
by Benton! September 26, 2005
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Sceemo

an emo + a scene. This person is really emo, but likes to wear buckets of eye-liner like a scene. They are overly happy but hate thee world in the most joyous way.

Their continuous hatred towards people is matched only by their love for depressive bands that like to yell their emotional messages violently at their listener.
Sceemos tend to hang-out with the brutally honest and triangle loving filter addicted hipsters whilst simultaneously hating tumblr wannabe alternatives.
OMG Becky she is such a Moe'Fresking Sceemo good gratious Shaniqua!

Tenishia had so much eyeliner and was listening to Black Veil Brides i reckn' she's turning into a sceemo.

I like for shizzle like being emo but scene like so totally relates to my soul, i think ima be a sceemo!
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speedosausage

Noun. The flacid, yet visible phallic shape, that can be seen when one dons a fitted swim suit.

Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.

The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.
That guy's speedosausage is visible!!!

I thought it was a roll of quarters
by orange peel April 11, 2008
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speedo tan

an extremely dark tan all over your body except for the thin white line left from wearing a speedo in the sun for a long period of time
Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.
by mattyg7 October 6, 2006
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Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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