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seester

a fun way to say sister, it is something for close sisters who love each other to tell each other and know that it is only theres.
Caroline, i miss you seester, see you soon!

Man my seester is so cool!
by caitieboo October 17, 2006
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speeter

the spattering of pee, esp. off a solid surface such as the back of a porcelain urinal
He sauntered nonchalantly from the mens room, casually holding a glass of beer in front of his crotch to conceal the fact that he had speetered all over his khakis.
by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007
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speedsdrop

The act of front or back seat passengers casually looking at the speedometer, when feeling nervous about the driver's speed.
Jennifer was speedsdropping on Dave when she felt he was speeding.
by TheRealSQ October 4, 2009
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smeesters

Big man smeesters is the best driving instructer in the whole world (astroworld)!!! He is a big man
Gril: OMG ITS SMEESTERS!!

other gril: OMG NO HES MINE JESSICA
by solsos November 26, 2021
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Piggyback speeder

This is the person who drives somewhat close behind someone else who is speeding so that the first person will hopefully get the ticket, but the second person can still speed.
I had to make it home really fast yesterday, so I became a piggyback speeder behind this guy in a Corvette.
by YourMom24981 June 15, 2009
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speeder maid

Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.
There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!
by CanukJim September 27, 2005
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Speedsturbation

n. The process of masturbating under any time pressure. Also a sport when played competitively.
I had a meeting in 5 minutes, but I just really needed to rub one off. I was speedsturbating my ass off!

Alright, everyone, you know the rules to Speedsturbation. Money in the pot in the center of the hallway. I say go, first person to enter their dorm room and successfully finish, clean up, and come back out gets it all... GO!
by Squiggle312 November 18, 2009
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