speedies

Normally worn by middle aged men, athletes or drug dealers. These are stick to the face sunnies that make you go super speedy

That guy looks seedy as in his speedies

by spew bucket January 22, 2018

Speedy

Speedy is a guy i met in the psych ward who was super quiet at first but then we started talking and he turned out to be the greatest dude ever. Now we’re together since we both got out of the mental hospital and i finally found a reason to live :)

Therapist: What helped you get through depression?

Me: Speedy, he’s the love of my life

by joeee mama November 25, 2021

speedy

refers to low quality drugs, usually cocaine, that have been cut with speed to lower the price.

"Yo that shit you cop on da east coast is shit, it gets you all speedy yo. Its bad for you."
"Oh. I only really do cocaine like once a year..."
"Dick."

by toheatabove50C(122F) June 12, 2012

speedy

A admin-op administrator who is 1337 at building things

Speedy make a party cage.

by Everyone on AdminOP Beta Test April 3, 2003

speedy

super leet cs player

speedy owns heaton

by <3 speedy April 8, 2003

Speedy

Kachow! This man is speed!

Are you speedy?

Kachow.

Kachow.

by EddieVAlltrovTheMagnificent October 14, 2019

Speedy Scrotum

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.

Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.

by LaZingara September 28, 2017