by Burton Guster is better December 29, 2011
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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 21, 2010
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by yourboybd December 30, 2018
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The best character on CBS's Criminal Minds.
The smartest person you will ever wish to meet. The person on Criminal Minds who all of the bad stuff happens too. (ex: kidnapped, toutured, almost killed, anthax, etc) The person on Criminal Minds that is the most amazing person ever and that one day you wish to marry him. When you think of Spencer Reid, you get angry at JJ or anyone on the show that just looks at your man, so mad you wish you could jump in the TV and pull his/her head off.
AKA: Matthew Gray Gubler
The best character on CBS's Criminal Minds.
The smartest person you will ever wish to meet. The person on Criminal Minds who all of the bad stuff happens too. (ex: kidnapped, toutured, almost killed, anthax, etc) The person on Criminal Minds that is the most amazing person ever and that one day you wish to marry him. When you think of Spencer Reid, you get angry at JJ or anyone on the show that just looks at your man, so mad you wish you could jump in the TV and pull his/her head off.
AKA: Matthew Gray Gubler
OH Spencer Reid.
DANG! Did you see what happened to Spencer Reid last night?
JJ stop breaking Spencer Reid's Heart.
DANG! Did you see what happened to Spencer Reid last night?
JJ stop breaking Spencer Reid's Heart.
by junealli June 18, 2009
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by Double A to the Ron June 2, 2009
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