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swedish jacuzzi

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020
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swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
by ndrago1 February 10, 2017
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Noble Swedish

When a gentleman and partner consensually engage in this worldly act begining with anal sex until ejaculation. Then upon completion the cock is pulled out and the balls and scrotum are inserted into the freshly jizzed in ass. Next, the hot freshly shit-cum glazed sack is removed from the ass and the gravy coated or 'Swedish' meatballs are presented for the partner to feast upon.
Dude, I can’t believe you gave your girl a Noble Swedish on the Matterhorn-It IS the happiest place on Earth!
by Probert October 1, 2007
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Swedish Neck Pillow

1. A Swedish made pillow, esp. one used to support the neck while sleeping.
2. In sex, when a man ejaculates on to the nape of a female and allows the semen to dry, creating a support for the cervical region of the neck.
My friend Kyle gave Fat Suzi a Swedish neck pillow last night to enhance their pleasure.
by Andrew Boston January 28, 2008
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Swedish House Mafia

A collaboration of the insanely talented Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, and formerly Eric Prydz. Music not to be played quietly.
"One" by Swedish House Mafia just got re-released.
by LMRLANCS1 August 5, 2010
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Swedish Sweat-house

The delicious act of a woman's fart while driving on a road trip, sleeping in the backseat of a car. After a diet of Mcdonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner...Smell being vulgar enough to wake the dead. Causing the driver to lose conscienceless and spin of the road killing the all the passengers.
Dear God did we pick up a dead rotting homeless man???....Oh nevermind that was Erika with another Swedish Sweat-house. Guess Thats it for us *CRASH*
by hliven December 6, 2011
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Swedish actionfilm

Another expression for a porn film. Mainly used in the Balkan countries, since it was falsely believed that the Scandinavians invented the porn film industry first.
Guy 1: Bro, Emma Stone is so HOT!
Guy 2: I know dude, I would totally like to shoot a Swedish actionfilm with her.
by drunken tiger - hit'em dragons December 28, 2014
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