Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"

if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you

by urbandictionary.comlol September 9, 2021

Tea Spectrum

A scale linked to the idiomatic expression "not my cup of tea" which allows for further critical evaluation of the expression.

P1: I got an awesome episode of bargain hunt.
P2: Not quite my cup of tea.
P1: It's on the other end of your tea spectrum ay?
P2: Yup

by supavictor February 3, 2012

spectruming

A cover used for not getting a joke or subtext of a conversation. Being on the spectrum of Aspergers.

Sorry, I was spectruming.

by btmfrd April 14, 2015

rectum spectrum

The range of frequencies one's rectum emits after massive ingestion of pickled elder gnome scrotums. However, one must be doted with the capacity of anal intrudership to qualify for rectal wavelength emission.

Ah shit, it's Lothario. That guy's such an arrogant, anal intruding piece of shit... What? Did you say he frequently ingests massive amounts of pickled elder scrotums? That guy's rectum must emit enough radiation to turn your face into the ass of a maggot. (rectum spectrum)

by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

Spectrum Surfer

Someone (adult) with very high intellect but the emotional intelligence of a slug. Generally used for someone that is unquestionably very smart and an expert in their chosen field, but seriously does not get the bigger picture. Is never wrong and has no filter or political correctness when dealing with people. Someone you need on the team but left in a locked room to do their thing but not let out. Spectrum refers to the Autism spectrum.

what's with that email, the client is not going to be happy, bloody spectrum surfer.

by elguapoindustries January 8, 2016

On the color spectrum

A phrase used to describe a boy who is a faggot to such an extent that he becomes incapable of growing into an adult, and will forever act like a toddler.

Signs of these people are evident when things like "People keep telling me to man up. Sometimes I don't wanna be a guy!" or "I'm such an emotionally sensitive person. I don't wanna be a man!" are spoken.

I always thought Billy was a faggot, but I think he's actually on the color spectrum.

by IMGONNACOOOOOOM January 17, 2021

charter spectrum

The absolute worst. Spend your money on literally any other ISP. Constant service interruptions and terrible connection speed.

"I'd really like to check my email, it's too bad I have charter spectrum..."

by dmttruthserum May 15, 2016