Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

spast

german insult similar to dumbass.

so ein spast der andré pfohl

by harassor January 4, 2005

Stasty

Something that is awesome looking or cool

Damn boi, that bicycle kick was STASTY

by MysticMack September 19, 2016

Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007

Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

by James Buckley August 26, 2007

Smasty

Slang for a little nasty at something- meaning that you’re pretty good at it.

Bro, I’m smasty at football

by Smasty Rosie September 16, 2019

spasticated

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

by rainey06au August 28, 2005