Spanktaculous

Adj. Used to describe excellent food or sex.

Man, these pork chops are spanktaculous!

(or)

Sweety, that was spanktaculous...

by lexicate March 8, 2010

spanktastic

Adj. A description attributed to a place, emotion or person to convey the feeling of excitement and satisfaction often with undertones of sexuality.

"That girl is totally spanktastic."

by Pip April 24, 2003

Spanflanking

Joyriding extranimo with a pile of live trout in your back seat and your rear windows open.

The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.

I took Marl Spanflanking and he nearly pissed himself. We did have a spanflank count of 31 though.

by Roger The Shrubber May 5, 2003

spanktator

A perverted older person who appears to obtain sexual gratification by observing young atheletes at play or the performance of certain sports by youngsters(e.g. Cheerleading, youth baseball, hockey, soccer).

Did you see those cheerleading videos in Adams DVD collection? Wow, he is such a spanktator.

by Chuckster July 28, 2005

spankbang

Most awesome pornsite with big tits and juicy cocks

Lets watch some spankbang videos

by Metalbulletsrainingonparade99 February 20, 2023

spanktastic

Used to describe something which is excellent, shit hot, worth the wait etc.
Opposite of craptastic

dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?

by Carnophage December 17, 2004

SPAKANK

1) The sound of a cockslap. 2) The sound create from a penis coming into contact with an object, person, or slut. 3)An exclamation intended to shock and surprise, usually followed by a penis slapping the face.

I just whipped my shit out and SPAKANK!

Wana see something cool in my pants... SPAKANK!

by Mr. Ban January 7, 2010