Spanky

Noun: A slap someone endures across the face with a thinly sliced piece of meat; usually done with lunch meat or a patty of a fast food burger.

"Since Mike wouldn't shut up at the McDonald's drive-thru, I opened up his greasy McDouble and gave him a spanky."

by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009

spankies

Tight spandex shorts most commonly worn by dancers in rehearsal as well as performance.

I have all kinds of spankies from my high school's dance team, we wore yellow ones during our routine to Wonderwall.

by dancerrrzrus April 16, 2011

spanky

hunky dory. Feelin fine. Happy as a clam.

Me and my monkey are feeling mighty spanky today.

by Harmony November 21, 2004

spanky

(adjective) : A descriptive adjective that shows the noun in a positive fashion.

"Wow, Dad, those pants are spanky."—Edna-Jean, September 3, 2008

by Edna-Jean October 18, 2008

Spanky

A little whiny kid. He is a fan of his mom beating his meat! He can’t work for shit.

Mr bartlow “ Dalton we need you to help did a hole” Spank “ I hate this place. This is total bullshit. Fuck you bartlow”

Me “spanky your a god damn lib!” Spanky” your a pus” Everyone “shut up you fucking lib”

by Skankhunt42423 October 24, 2017

spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

by strong badian December 26, 2003

Spanky

A person, more commonly found in the Hampshire area, but sometimes escapes to London, who has a mental disorder that makes himself think and therefore act like a goat.

"Spanky, you're a goat"
"I'm not you baaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh bully!"
or
"Meats"(look that one up)"you're like spanky"

by Tom "Raymond" Flaherty December 7, 2004