Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler November 12, 2008

spankadocious

To be utterly and absolutely spankingly awesome. To admire a thing of beauty. spank

See that car I cleaned over there ...... its spankadocious

by spankadocious May 21, 2017

Spankenfest

A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.

Let's start making plans now for next year's Spankenfest celebration. In fact, let's enjoy a little bit of Spankenfest each day!

by Apas Mara December 9, 2008

spanknoodle

When you really like to spank your noodle, this is the word used to describe the action of spanking your noodle.

Doug: Hey Jeff what are you doing?
Jeff: Doin' some spanknoodle, you know how it is.
Doug: Yep, same old.

by Butthole penis February 21, 2018

spanknowledge

Spanknowledge is what you get if you mix spain and knowledge

person_1:i have great Spanish Knowledge!
person_2:don't you mean you have great Spanknowledge?
person_1:yes person 2 i did mean Spanknowledge.

by shadow walker777 April 30, 2023

Spankadoodle

A Spankadoodle is a straight-up idiot, he does something to try to be funny and looks like a complete moron. He just is a dick.

"You look like such a Spankadoodle right now".

by sussy baka in ohio May 23, 2023

Memory spankbank

When you see and image or have conversation that makes you sexually aroused. You keep in your mind for masturbation at a later time

The video I saw was so hot I memorized every detail for my memory spankbank

by Alwayssloshy February 10, 2018