spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

spank that monkey

to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.

kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey

uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey

by ivan gonzalez August 16, 2006

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011

Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 3, 2009

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004