Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

Spankz the Monkey

Spankz the Monkey is the suave and cool personality behind mywetmonkey.com - a safe and fun place to shop for high end adult products. Spankz is the *Mayor* of Jabooty - a fun and sassy adult social network. He is always chasing the proverbial warm cherry pie and always falling just short. He travels the globe and always has a story to tell or a lesson learned to share. Spankz is always willing to hear your confessions and offer up all types of advice

Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 28, 2009

strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

by Big Ebs February 15, 2014

milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008