Spam-Suckin'-Trailer-Trash

These people falsley are accused of only being from the South, but in fact they have spread to all parts of the country.

They can be found in California, but can also be referred to as 909'ers (reference to the area code).

These people can have a Bar-B-Que and serve SPAM fresh off the que.

They also quite often live in mobile home parks, but may also just periodically LIVE out of an RV trailer (when a job is lost or if the restraining order requires they move).

Me: Are you going to Zek's Bar-B-Que at the double-wide? I heard the restraining order expired and he is celebrating getting back together with the EX.

You: Yeah, but this time I hope he doesn't burn the SPAM. It left black chunks in the tater salad. It was a total Spam-Suckin'-Trailer-Trash mistake!

by Hockey Mama July 16, 2009

Spam swingers

Large pendulous breasts

Ere Dave look at the spam swingers on her !!

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Dirty Spam Sand-which

Intercourse where spam is applied as lube. As the woman is lubing the man with mushed up spam, the man blindfolds himself. He then blindly thrusts, hopping to hit the vagina, but often entering the anus.

Guy 1: Dirty Spam Sand-which golf? whoever gets the most in out of ten wins.

Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.

Guy 1: Now we need a hoe

by The creepy cafeteria woman September 18, 2012

SPAM (spamicus awsomenus)

And one day, in the mighty halls of the Carlislian wilderness, a child was born. Christened with an English name and submitted to the normative culture of the environ, he grew and built up a resorvoir of knowledge... and rock. And then, upon being found that his name was too hard to remember by some stoner camp counselor, he was knighted. He was granted from the mighty halls of nirvana and valhala (which are indeed two seperate places but are really close to eachother on Pitt St.) the name of glory, the awsome-est of awsome nomme de plume. From there on out, he was to be called SPAM!!! Then he learned to play guitar, learned of a magical elixir called "Firewater", and now is the most rockenist manbeast of all South-Central PA.

Spending a night with SPAM (spamicus awsomenus)
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Thing 1: "Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

Thing 2: "We could go to the diner."

Thing 1: "Nah, give Spam a call, see what he's doing. Maybe we can go jam."

Thing 2: "Ok"

by Skaboss March 27, 2007

Spam Slut

Some "girl" on twitter, imeem, and other social networking sites who keep asking you to hit her up on websites like xxblackbook (usually disguised with url shorteners).

random imeem message: "HEY, do u remember me?!!, im Lashandra ...

ok, i leave ya a sexy video at my profile so ull remembe me

Lashandra! cyaa later!!!"

me: "SPAM SLUT." (hits delete).

by fjdksla; November 19, 2009

spam sword

Trusty sword weilded by the spam pirate known as sir spam

man: i-its the spam sword! run!!

sir spam: *faints onto ground and doesnt move for a full 3 hours*

by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004

spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003