Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

salted

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.

John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.

by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008

saltedsack

1)sperm on a nutsack.
2)when a man cums on his nutsack.
3)a tasty snack for your female partner.

1) i gave my bitch a saltedsack for lunch the other day.
2) my woman loves when i have a saltedsack.

by elias a. December 25, 2005

Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

salted zebruh

a bi-racial rap group that spits hot fire; consisting of one rapper and one hype woman.
look out for their mixtape, dropping in 09

Hey buddy, have you heard about salted zebruh? Those gals are hot fire.

Why yes, at the party last night, everyone was cranking that hungry zebruh. They truly are hip-hop.

by sugar cookie getter February 15, 2009

Salted Caramel Cornet

A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.

The other half gave me the ol' salted caramel cornet last night. We need a new carpet.

by Mik_D February 2, 2023