Spaceballs

People trying to graduate from sock puppets to meat puppets, live human beings.

The spaceballs were trying to transform people into their puppets and guinea pigs, and their towns into their stages.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Spaceballs

A short-term testicular problem among male astronauts after re-entry in the atmosphere. The low level of gravity exposure in space makes the cubic hairs "float," thereforefore after returning to Earth, they tend to remain in the upright position for sometime weeks at a time.

Astronaut 1: Hey Niel, how was it in the sack last night?

Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.

by Bodacious Bob February 18, 2005

spaceballs

People that put astroturf all over theotherwise happy or peaceful people's lives in a given area.

The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

sagaballs

to have a saggy scrotum even when your penis is erect. it is so named because theodore roosevelt was rumored to have this condition.

""My history textbook says that Theodore Roosevelt, who lived on Sagamore Hill, had a horrible case of sagaballs, leading to his famous quote: "Speak softly and carry a heavy sack.""

by sefirom January 19, 2006

Spaceballs

A gay movie that talks about testicles. Hence the name.

Two people named Shelly and Fred are dating. Until Fred slips up..

Fred: Hey Shelly, want to watch Spaceballs with me?

Shelly: Hell no, you gay asshole!

That's why you shouldn't watch Spaceballs.

by a butthead July 19, 2009

Spaceballs

A mediocre movie with little to no humor in it whatsoever that some feeble old man made who had nothing better to do with his so called life. A cheap parody of Star Wars. Humiliates and embarrasses people everywhere who are unfortunate enough to get stuck with the last name Schwartz and also makes fun of the amazing Star Wars series. Thanks a lot Mel Brooks.

Geek 1: "Hahaha Spaceballs is so awesome, best movie ever!"
(Smarter)Geek 2: "Uh no way dude, it totally made fun of Star Wars which are the best movies ever!"

by MelBrooksNeedsToDieAlready May 31, 2010

Spagball

A person who is a straight up loser. Not a slur, though it may sound like one.

She is a total spagball with that attitude and those looks.

by The judgers November 27, 2021