rusty spaceman

To take a dump, freeze it, and use it as a dildo.

Ted: "Yo man i just caught my wife at a rusty spaceman."
Phil: "Oh snap"

by RaoulSanchez March 11, 2008

Spacemonkey

Spacemonkey is the nickname of Daniel Jackson, given by Jack O'Neill. Daniel hates said name, which makes Jack use it even more. Given to him after he is alive after all (he almost pulled a Daniel Jackson).

"Spacemonkey. Yeah!"
"Don't call me Spacemonkey, Jaaack"

by LabRatAbby December 29, 2007

the spaceman

when you are in 0 gravity and you cum in the air and a woman
catches it in the air with her snatch......

the spaceman are heros....

by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008

Butthole Spaceman

A gay astronaut.

Synomyn: Ass-tronaut

This song is sounds totally butthole spaceman!

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

spacemunging

a combination of spacedocking and munging.

it involves visiting a graveyard with a friend, digging up a fresh body and defecating in the vagina, before one person places their mouth over it and the other stamps on the corpse's chest, sending a mix of munge juice and faeces into the receiver's mouth.

'i need a shit, let's go spacemunging'
'yea cool, lets do the girl whose funeral was last week.'

by hermfred. October 28, 2008

Spacemon

They are kinda like pokemon. They are Pikachus that are from Space. They sre extremely rare so if you find one or better, be it's friend your lucky! Spacemons can also be bad so watch out!

Look a Spacemon is attacking a Corgi!!!

by PikaGamer Spacemon January 22, 2018

Spaceman Spliff

A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.

Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.

I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.

by Spaceman1 October 4, 2010