spazzbomb

someone/thing that is wierd and odd and random. Derived from the word spazz

Debbie:I like eggs!
Fred: Your such a spazzbomb

by ~*~Ambz~*~ April 23, 2006

spacebooking

checking or being on myspace and facebook at the same time

guy 1: hey chad, what are you doing?

chad: im spacebooking, i have new comments and new notifications, at the same time!

by Romagic March 31, 2008

Spaceboots

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.

Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.

by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013

Spacebook

What old people call Facebook or MySpace after a younger, more modern person helps them set up an account on one or both of them.

Bob: You should have a lot of fun on these social networking sites, Grandma! They're called Myspace and Facebook!

one day later...

Grandma: This is as stupid as hell! I don't even know how to log on to Spacebook!!!

Bob: rofl!!!1!!!11 Spacebook? It's either Facebook or Myspace, Grandma. And I showed you everything yesterday, I even wrote it down!

Grandma: to hell with modern-day grandson's! and technology~!

by lilitalian32 July 7, 2009

spacebaby

v. to smoke an inordinate amount of bud of the variety found on cannabis plants, then drink half a bottle of port in direct sunlight, then end up with sun poisoning, vomiting all night.

wow, is she okay? she looks like a lobster. she must have spacebabied earlier today.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Spaceboots

High; Smacked; act of being high

I had soo Much fun last night w/ Chinaindia. My Spaceboots is wavey!

by chinasellyxx October 12, 2010

spaceboobs

Contrary to popular belief, these are not breasts that are 'out of this world', rather they are breasts with a giant fucking space between them.

see: Jessica

"Damn son, why'd you get banned?"

"Cuz I said I was 16, fucking spaceboobs."

by oatmeal squirrel October 7, 2016