space-jammed

1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.

1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.

by lizzip April 20, 2005

Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

space jam

when weird sounding techno music is played and people jam to it.

we were having a space jam in the car

by jailbaitttt July 21, 2009

space jammed

(v.) When one performs an epic series of movements to complete a mundane task.

Guy 1 performs a spinning jump to reach something off a high shelf.
Guy 2: "Oh man! He just space jammed!

by cooperdotmov December 9, 2010

SPACE JAM JAYE

THE REALEST NIGGUH OUT RIGHT NOW

NIKKA-1: AYE U CHECK OUT THE SPACE JAM JAYE MIXTAPE?

NIKKA-2:NAW GEE WHO DAT?

NIKKA-1: THE REALEST NIGGUH ALIVE! DUH NIKKAFISH

NIKKA-2: OH SHIT! LEMME COP DAT HARD-COPY JO

by KIDD KUSHKARDASHIAN October 6, 2010

Space Jam Sex

Having sex while watching Space Jam

Ultimate win.

"space jam's on"
"Space jam sex?!"
"okay"
"wooooot!"

by Suckerpunch91 March 2, 2009

Space Jam Effect

The idea that people think something is good because they want it to be good.

person 1: Space Jam is like the best movie Ever!
person 2: That's because of the Space Jam Effect.

by VILLAGER16 May 11, 2015