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Space Jam 

The best commercial ever, it fooled a generation into thinking it was an actual movie, and it teaches valuable lessons like what the bunny that Bugs is fucking in that weird fanart should look like, and that all females are only useful when a male can support them. Don't worry, she doesn't like being called doll, so she's totally a strong character! They fooled kids into thinking that the actual personality given to Lola (it was admittedly annoying, but it was looneyy, and this is THE LOONEY TUNES) It also fooled kids into thinking that Michael Jordan actually could act, when in truth I found more emotion from a brick wall. I pity all who were dragged into this, and hope that they all are doing better work, if they are still alive (RIP Those people who died).
D: Hey J, remember how god awful Lola was in Space Jam?
J: Yeah, she would have been better if she were replaced by a hand puppet voiced by Rob Schneider!
Space Jam by EdgyDude666 May 3, 2018
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SPACE JAM JAYE

NIKKA-1: AYE U CHECK OUT THE SPACE JAM JAYE MIXTAPE?

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Space Jam: A New Legacy

A 2 hour commercial for HBO Max disguised as a movie.
Space Jam: A New Legacy is the biggest commercial for a studio since Ralph Breaks the Internet.

Space Jam Sex 

Having sex while watching Space Jam

Ultimate win.
"space jam's on"
"Space jam sex?!"
"okay"
"wooooot!"
Space Jam Sex by Suckerpunch91 March 2, 2009

Space Jam Effect

The idea that people think something is good because they want it to be good.
person 1: Space Jam is like the best movie Ever!
person 2: That's because of the Space Jam Effect.

space jam dvd 

“Hey mark, Wanna watch some space jam DVD

“…sure.”