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Sorooshbag

Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren'€™t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a Sorooshbag. And ALL Sorooshbags are in fraternities.
"Dude, I met this total bro the other day,"
"Yeah I think the word you're looking for is Sorooshbag"
"Exactly man!"
by Fuck Greek Week April 20, 2009
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The Sorrow

A member of the Cobra Unit. A medium studied by the USSR. Fathered The Boss's baby (Ocelot). The Boss then killed him on a mission from the CIA. Can communicate with the dead to get an edge in battle. Cries blood ya know.
sad...so sad...war brings battle, battle brings death, death brings sorrow.
by seismographitti 00 January 22, 2005
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sorrowtv

Claire: do you know any good youtubers
megan: sorrowtv
by Sopjie July 28, 2019
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Netflix and Sorrow

The lowest point in someone's life where they are so lonely and their life is so unfulfilled that they have to resort watching Netflix all day by themselves without any interactions which others. While watching Netflix they also realize how pathetic they really are and become very depressed.
I am going to go home and Netflix and Sorrow.
by BShan April 22, 2016
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Soroosh

Basically the coolest guy you will ever meet and/or a sexy beast. Definitely not a homosexual or fag. Did I mention he does your mother every night?
"Its a bird!"
"Its a Plane!"
No Its Soroosh doing your mom.
by wafflenator May 29, 2010
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swamp of sorrows

Swamp of Sorrows is never the right answer, however, it is still better to answer questions with it, than admitting that you do not know the correct answer.

Additionally it can be used to replace positive words such as awesome, incredible, great and outstanding. May also be shortened to SoS.
1) question: Which team won the Superbowl in 2005?
answer: Swamp of Sorrows!

2) I was at this great party with my friends last night. It was totaslly SoS!
by tehdood January 6, 2009
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sorostitute

Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.

She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.

She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
That girl won't shut up about the Chi Phi party last night. What a sorostitute!
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
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