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man that party was sooper awesome
by sooperdoode March 15, 2008
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King Soopers

A division of Kroger that thoroughly enjoys overworking their employees. They also are known to disregard statements such as "I can't work on Tuesdays and Thursdays, because I have classes (classes can be replaced with "Practice", "Homework", or "An event to go to I told you about 2 months in advance")."

Also known to let the upper management walk around and talk on cell phones, stand around, and take hour long smoke breaks...8 times a day.
Me: I used to work for King Soopers.
Person: They sure do love anal shafting huh?
Me: Yes.
by Teabaggist December 13, 2008
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Swoozer

A guy that knows how to make every girl feel special. He says and does all the right things. He leads a girl on but the truth is he doesn't have feelings for her and he is actually swoozing a bunch of other girls too. He is typically cocky and very attractive. He isn't a player because he isn't sleeping with all the girls but he is the prince charming every girl dreams about. He likes knowing he can get the girls but not committing. It’s an ego thing.
1. That guy is such a swoozer

2. He is such a swooze
by Meghan Zook April 22, 2011
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Boomer Sooner

1. The fight song for the University of Oklahoma.

2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.

(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)
1. "Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Booner Sooner ! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner OKU!!!!
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"
by Our Roy Williams Is Better December 8, 2010
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Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.
Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.
by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013
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Sookermany

Sorry about my nephew Sebastian's definition of "Sookermany", but in fact it is a name that was given to a man. If broken into three parts e.g. "Sooker", "man", & "y", it truly transalate thus: Sooker = Sugar, Man = man and y = yes. In modern terms, it really means Sugarmanyes. Ah tellin' yuh, we sweet too bad !!!
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sooner

Short for sooner blitz. Verb or noun.

An umbrella term that encompasses the acts of passing, stealing, grabbing, taking, rushing, cramming or buying something.
"Let's sooner blitz those tables over there."
"Can I sooner a Big Mac and some fries?"
"Sooner that slow driver."
by kearns May 4, 2006
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