Sooti

A Persian slang;
If you "give a sooti" you are behaving or doing/saying something unusual involuntary. A funny mistake.

The president gave a khafan sooti! He was talking to the secretary while he thought that the microphones were off!

by Dr. Amin August 24, 2009

sooty

verb: To achieve victory over one or more women

Wow, he totally sootied that girl last night.

I didn't expect him to sooty her like that..

by Sootie13131313 November 16, 2011

sooty

Being fisted like a hand puppet. Generally a gay term.

Chris is a Sooty

by someonesooty December 16, 2008

sooty

a large grey feelion

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

The sooty way

Being hungry for love, being hungry for pork, and being hungry for everything in between

Wilbur soot: I’m hungry for love I’m hungry for pork and I’m hungry for everything in between and THAT’S the sooty way muah muah

by Janettes February 24, 2021

Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

by princess pokey May 28, 2011

sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005