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Son of a Bitch Second Class

Nickname given to the Curtiss SB2C Helldiver, an American Carrier-based Dive Bomber of World War II. Earned its nickname form frustrated pilots who found its handling characteristics very undesireable. Despite the fact that the Helldiver was better armed and armored, most U.S Navy dive bomber pilots prefered the Helldiver's predecessor, the Dauntless.
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son of a bitch 

Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.
1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.
son of a bitch by Sollord December 30, 2006

Crazy Son of a Bitch 

Related to asshole and son of a bitch, a crazy son of a bitch is someone who you may admire but do not want to be like. They may do awesome things but it could be at the expense of their health, wallet and relationships. Likely to streak a party, attempt parkour, approach the unapproachable, pull off dangerous flight tactics and other arrangements of impractical services to attain fun, avoid, divert, gain attention or kill the enemy without the influence of narcotics and at other times with.
Trawler: Did you see the Hammer last night? He was out of control!

Turbo: Yeah that crazy son of a bitch, streaking the live band then jumping the 8 foot high fence in one leap to escape security was a highlight.

lying son of a bitch 

i'm still upset about this guy...
see tag below for the story
just you wait, you fat bastard. it's almost Christmas Eve, you lying son of a bitch.

Stupid Son of a Bitch 

The most completely encompassing insult one can possibly convey to another human being. First, a general insult is made, but then it becomes personal.

You Son of a Bitch

A phrase yelled at someone to show that you despise them and think that their mother is a whore. It is a phrase used by certain awkward, big nosed people when they are angry. One way to anger such a person would be to, for example, inadvertently hit said person in the testicles with a frisbee. This phrase is best yelled while attempting to kick whomever hit you with the aforementioned frisbee, although the kicking can be rendered useless by your target keeping you at a distance with his long arms.
*Person 1 accidently hits the awkward person in the testicles with a frisbee.

Person 1: Oh shit dude, i'm sorry! Are you alright?

Awkward person: You Son of a Bitch!

*the awkward person attempts to kick person 1 only to be thwarted by person 1's long arms and non-awkward disposition.

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
You Son of a Bitch by thatguy135 August 30, 2010

butt fuckin son of a bitch

An insult, a derogitory remark usually slung in the face of the kind of trailer park trash the world would be better off without (more often used with a southern accent). It describes the actions of a male of questionable decent(possibly having been born from the womb of a female dog), having anal sex with a chosen partner(probaly a cousin)..
"Cleatus! you butt fuckin son of a bitch , get off you dang cousin!!!!"