I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

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comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

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smaring

someone who is glaring/staring and smiling at the same time

At work Tiffany was smaring at Blake from across the room

by Proffesor Gugenhim June 26, 2006

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Soaring

Soaring (verb)

The act of sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Usually in ones place of employment. Not to be confused with "skating" which actually requires some sort of effort to avoid job responsibilities ( i.e. excuses, hiding out, imaginary appointments, etc.) Soaring requires little to no intellectual capacity to master; infact you could be a ruh-tard and have your blackbelt in soaring. *WARNING* please assess workplace situation before attempting ( i.e. supervision, workload, and having a work place located in a warm location doesn't hurt) inability to properly assess work environment could result in loss of job and/or injury.

Zack is just sitting at his desk soaring.

by rpdinse November 22, 2009

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Soaring eagle

A sexual act in which a woman services three men at a time by spreading her arms out to replicate wings, giving two hand jobs while simultaneously giving the third man a blow job. Variations include the 5-man eagle, in which whilst performing the aforementioned task she also receives vaginal and anal penetration from two other men.

In popular culture: In A$AP Rocky's "Fuckin' Problems" featured artist Drake quotes "Drop down and get your eagle on"

"Did you see Becky last night? She was soaring high."

"I don't think I have the sexual capacity to perform the soaring eagle."

by hoeslovethebasilisk April 11, 2013

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poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"

Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing

by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

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