watering the soil

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.

Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"

by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016

lick up pu soil

A Jamaican term used when your pissed off at some fucker for doing wrong to you..

1)You nah going get away lick up pu soil and fall.
2)Dem aint goin mess we,dey co lick up pu soil and get from round here!!!

by Robert Jah Bless December 21, 2008

soil

To soil is to shit in your pants.

I hope I dont soil myself.

by JHHWILD February 1, 2004

soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014

from the soil

One who comes directly from the place being referred to. Where you are from & live.

We been out here kickin it since pampers. We from the soil

by Burnie Sanders June 11, 2016

soil

n. a person who cannot do anything right or screws up a lot. Originated at Dartmouth College (Bones Gate)

"He got THREE D's on his report card? What a soil!"

by Lolita June 23, 2004

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009