Tim: Hey softie!
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number
by PartTimeAsshole March 13, 2015
by TheBx41 August 24, 2012
by theskinner April 28, 2012
by Mmmikasaxxx May 31, 2020
A person who cannot take pain, struggle, or hard work. A softie needs everything to be comfortable and will complain if it is not
by Erok856 June 04, 2011
A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.
by CamShaft January 19, 2014
by Boffa Deez Nutz September 02, 2015