bi-sacksual

One who is flexible regarding the location at which gettin'-it-on will take place.

"Your place or mine?"

"Ain't no thang to me, baby. I just wanna fuck."

by ring-a-ling-a-ding-dong-shlong December 9, 2003

socksum-check

A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.

Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.

by AmbaL May 28, 2008

Sockuary

A safe haven for socks that have escaped from the dryer.

Husband: I can't find the other half of my new pair of red socks, where did it go?

Wife: It probably sought refuge at the sockuary.

by Bullshitzer July 3, 2010

Bi-sacksual

one who will sleep in a bed with either gender. No sexual prefrence,but involves the act of sacking out in bed, be it sleeping or sexual in nature.

"I'm bi-sacksual, I'll sleep with anyone." "Do you think she's bi-sacksual?"

by starwinz August 27, 2004

Socksam

Compulsive masturbater

Sam saw drake and said you socksam.

by yobihhhhh January 2, 2019

Socksacology

When two straight people of the same sex have intercourse with or without socks. With socks it is deemed hetero sex.

Without sex it is deemed gay.

Tom and joe had sex last night without socks on last night. According to socksacology they are gay.

by Reeber November 25, 2020

socksaresuperiorr

tate is the best mutual i have they are so cool and funny also they’re kaito’s boyfriend/girlfriend

“do you know socksaresuperiorr?” “of course i do, they’re more famous than charli damelio!”

by socksaresuperiorr June 6, 2021