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Situational Socialist

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
by π in the sky December 12, 2021
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Robot Socialism

the political ideology that unlike socialism have robots provide everything thus equally dividing the populous into engineers, programmers and scientists. as opposed to worthless jobs that have no benefit to the continuation of mankind. everyone is equal. everyone has a few years of community service they must contribute (5-10) but get to live out the rest of their lives enjoying the labor of the robots
by roboMarx July 16, 2011
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socialist-networking

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.
Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.
by Foznots March 23, 2011
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socialight

One who only smokes at bars, clubs or social events, generally doesn't purchase one's own cigarettes and must borrow from others.
Regan: This club is meltface! Can I bum a cigarette?
Robert: Whoa I didn't know you smoked.
Regan: Only when I'm hittin the floor! weeee!
Robert: hell no!, I'm no charity for socialights!
by Ctrl Alt Design May 1, 2011
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communism and socialism

Varying degrees of the same system that rely on the labor theory of market. That theory states that labor is worth something, not tied to the good or service that it produces. Because of that idea, we should pay people more money than it takes to produce an item because they want more money. This fails economically because if everyone wants more money for their work, all items inflate in cost, so you can't afford what you couldn't afford before, except now it's much more expensive than it was, because you have more money but still not enough to buy it. Basically, socialism and communism are a party trick to get the poor to feel better about the fact that life is competitive and they are losing the game. This is also popular with the rich because it makes them seem kind to the poor. Nobody actually wants to implement socialism or communism, they just want to redistribute goods and services and money from those that have it to those that don't and are willing to lose out in the long term for a short term gain.
I used to hate Amazon.com because of communism and socialism, but now I realize that I didn't want to pay more for goods or shipping so I am comfortable with them fucking their employees, because they are doing it for me.
by mostly_wrong September 17, 2019
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Republican Socialism

That economic aberration that allows private businesses, usually big corporations, to reap the profits of their financial successes while ensuring that the losses of their failures will be born by The People in the form of taxpayer-funded handouts.
Usually considered as an outgrowth of “Reaganomics,” Republican Socialism came into its own during the economic crisis of 2008-09, which was spawned by the anti-regulatory fervor of the George W. Bush administration.
The Secretary of the Treasury today awarded another round of Republican Socialism to several banks in the form of a $20 billion stimulus package.
by mlcred April 10, 2009
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National Socialism

National Socialism is the best ideology ever!

Fuck 'em jews.
by Führern November 22, 2016
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