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socialfart

- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited
Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
by howeird March 22, 2009
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socialciaty

He ain't getting girls, he clearly isn't good in socialciaty
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Socialitis

The urge to be in a social setting amongst others of similar interests. Usually these settings include bars, lounges, or night clubs, but could include smaller more intimate settings.
I'm definitely going out this weekend, I've been suffering from a bad case of socialitis.
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scien-socialite

(Pro-noun) An individual that utilizes fun facts to lighten social situations, particularly awkward encounters such as loaded comments or first impressions.

Merging science with the behavior and tactics of a socialite.
Example of use in conversation:

A: "I'm nervous about having a baby."
B: "Did you know that female sea turtles mate with 7 turtles, store their seed, and choose which to release to fertilize their eggs?"
A: "Wow you are a true scien-socialite!"
by Kathy1985 January 13, 2014
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Unpaid Socialite

1920's slang for whore, skank, prostitute etc
Aye buddy don't go over there, she's an unpaid socialite
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Socialtainment

Facebook has provided me with countless hours of socialtainment.
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socialpath

Someone who talks you to death, and usually has no idea that he/she is doing this
Geraldine:"-And then we were like," Wha?" and Mark was all,"Shaw!" and then Sharon said-OMIGAWD SHARON! Did you hear about her and that Manicure she got? It was freakish, like this enormous zit I had-"

Hector:Geraldine, -wheeze- no more!Please, I'm dying here!

Geraldine: It was nasty, like huge and white and ugly, like Rosie O'Donald, and speaking of her-"

Hector: -is dead-

Bystander To Other Bystander: Watch out for that Geraldine, she's a complete socialpath.

Geraldine: Hector?
by Annabelle Menzie February 29, 2008
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