they were suited

1)- Phrase used by dumbasses playing Poker to justify a bad beat they just put on another player. Meaning that they played the hand horribly, making every wrong decision possible, but since they had two suited cards, it is OK. Usually found at low limit games or online.

2)- Phrase mocking the above dumbass player by people who know what they are doing. Used in jest.

1)- Player 1- "How can you cold call three raises before the Flop with a 5-2?"
Moron- "I had a flush and a straight draw"
Player 1- "A FIVE HIGH flush draw?"
Moron- "But they were suited..."
Player 1- (Usually swears here)

2)- Good Player 1- "Ha! I should call your raise with this hand" (Flips over 7-3 of spades)
Good Player 2- "Huh? Why would you do that?"
Good Player 1- (sarcastically) "Because they were suited of course"

by ACG2x May 5, 2005

Suited

In the act of Gettin' buck, ready ta fight.--Dressin up ta fight wit yo actions.

Ash:....And dnt tryn steal my color
Me: I hope u aint tryna Get Suited shawty!!

by Chubbster aka. Mr ABC on Dec!!. April 17, 2008

suited up

Getting dressed, wearing a certain get up, having on a outfit etc. Usually when you use 'suited up' it means it's something special or nice about your appearance, or sometimes it can be used in a sarcastic way or to add emphasis on detail about what you have on or are wearing.

Josh - Man Mark is suited up right now in those new threads!

Malik - I just KNOW he aint comin' to school suited up in a damn Link cosplay outfit, they'll clown his ass!

Nas (N.Y. state of mind lyrics) - "Bulletholes left in my peepholes, I'm suited up in street clothes,
hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes. "

by Zure the Dark Being March 31, 2013

suited

Having cards sharing the same suit, such as your pocket cards in Texas Hold Em or your first three cards in Seven Card Stud.

Poker pro Phil Hellmuth is rumored to have made a large prop bet that AK off-suit is a pre-flop favorite over AK suited.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

suited

to have condoms and planning/ready to have sex

Davon:"Oh man them girls over there is ready to get off you in?"
Tbo:"Hell ya dawg, plus im suited!"

by Ahmayzeing Jackson May 19, 2010

SuitedCartoon69

An absolute giga Chad he is the best mirage player and genji main paradiise and flybranch are LGBTQ+ members

Boy1:yo you know SuitedCartoon69

Boy2:yeah that giga chad

by Snoop doggydog August 21, 2022

snutted numbdude

Noun

1. A dog made of boogers that spits on and licks everybody. Literally everybody.

A snutted numbdude comes out on Halloween and scares everybody.

by Noriel Jarito February 11, 2023