Snowmakers

People who make snow on ski trails. Defender of Mother Nature. Until she gets in there way. Able to control an entire mountain. Most believe in Fletchanism. They are Also known as Snow gods. For they themseleves play god to those who worship them!

THere would be no skiing if not for Snowmakers

by Snow God November 30, 2006

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shoemaker

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

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snowmaking

When a skier or snowboarder passes gas when going fast down the mountain in order to hide the fart. Analogous to crop dusting.

On the chairlift:

A: *sniff* *sniff* What's that smell?

B: God damn, who's snowmaking down there?

by JOOKING March 29, 2011

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Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

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Snowmageddon

The word given by President Barrack Obama after the major historic snowstorm has dropped 30+ inches of snow on the Washington/DC Metro area. Several East coasties have named it Snowpocalypse or some ditsy girls from local DC sororities have said SnOMG. While this is evidently a funny response, I have to say when someone says its snowing; I say no shit sherlock

The bodies of our cars cannot be seen in this Snowmageddon

All the girls look like they got slapped by the Snowmageddon

Starbucks is closed, blame Snowmageddon

by MaximumPain87 February 7, 2010

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