peoria snowjob

When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.

Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"

Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."

by PeoriaSnowSpecialist February 5, 2010

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

by loloololololol August 15, 2017

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.

Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.

by •BIGGIE• August 15, 2022

slowjob

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

snowmobile

When your girl is on all fours and your doing her doggystyle, knock her arms out from under her and ride her off the side of the bed.

"hey Heather, wanna go snowmobiling later on? it'll be losts of fun"

by Pete September 3, 2003

snowmobile

grabbing her by the wrists while she is on her stomach and you are hittin it from the back

I was giving her a snowmobile when all of a sudden my only thought was "heaven"

by keegan May 15, 2003