abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.

Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.

by •BIGGIE• August 15, 2022

snowjob

An action performed by a weatherman that excites hundreds or thousands of people into believing a snow day will be called, but later revealing how one was never going to occur.

Weather Reporter: "Okay, so that massive snowstorm that was expected to hit last night veered to the south of us just in time..."
Viewers: "Oh, come on jackass! That's the third snowjob you've given us this month!"

by McQDan February 22, 2011

Snowjob

Receiving a blowjob or handjob in the snow.

Dude she gave me a snowjob last night

by ifuchfathoes October 13, 2016

Snowjob

The act of throwing snow on ones penis until they either nut, or succumb to Hypothermia.

"Kyle gave me a snowjob yesterday. It felt so good... Then I had to go to the hospital for a few months."

by Chezboi the evil November 25, 2025