Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.

I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.

by yonabout June 6, 2011

Reverse Snobbery

The practice of distrusting or disliking those of a perceived higher social class than oneself. Therefore, a hick who hates rich people would be a reverse snob.

A hillbilly just spit on that kid with the D&G sunglasses! Reverse snobbery in action!

by DJ Silly Hat August 24, 2008

academic snobbery

When colleges don't want to accept credits from another college because they don't believe the other school is good enough, when what they really want, is just your money to take their courses.

I applied to A fancy college after going to a state college and they would only accept 19 of 80 credits due to academic snobbery.

by pigdawg September 21, 2013

snazberry

what a kid who just ate a bag of weed and mushrooms says in the most random moment while sitting in the back of the police car and licking the glass separating the back seats from the front

The snazberries taste like snazzberries

by Ravi June 23, 2003

Woppery Snobbery

An egocentric disorder peculiar to Italian Americans. Obviously their food is tastier; their cars are faster and nobody can run a bookie joint better than a member of the Woppery Snobbery order.

Paulsy: Who in the hell cares if I put cottage cheese in my lasagna? The Italians think they invented food preparation and shit; they've all got freakin' Woppery Snobbery.

by PokerBroker December 18, 2010

snozzberry

1. Word used in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," by Willy Wonka. He claimed that the pictures of snozzberries on his wallpaper tasted like snozzberries.

2. A snozzberry is a mystery fruit/flavor that knows no origin. Generally has an unpleasent flavor.

===1===
A:Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
B: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

===2===
A: What the hell flavor Kool-Aid is this?
B: By my guess, I'd say snozzberry.
A: Raunchy.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

Snozberry

A delicious flavour berry only grown in the willy wonka factory, dead dead yummy.

Hey, you want one of my wonka beans? You can have a snozberry one?
hell yeah!

by King Loz September 1, 2003