Snow Cone 

Getting a handjob from very cold hands.

I love the Winter season. My girlfriend gives the best Snow Cone. She takes her ice cold hands, wraps them around my dick and starts jerking me off.

Snow Cone by MasonBriggs December 16, 2014

Snow cone 

A treat made of ice and syrup that serves as sandpaper for the soul

She was all edgey till she had a snow cone

Snow cone by Jfman September 25, 2015

Snow cone 

A powder drug e.g. heroine or mdma sprinkled on top of marijuana cone in a bong.

Yeah just had a fat snow cone, fulling peaking now.

Snow cone by Beastcuntyeah April 9, 2020

snow cone 

sprinkling cocaine on your bud and smoke it through a bong

"had my first snow cone last night, managed to find Madelyne McCann, the only time I remember where I hid her."

snow cone by dongzilla-69 August 8, 2021

Snow cone 

When an uncut man is about to cum and you put your hand over it and it fills up the foreskin.

That latino guy is so hot I wanna see his snow cone tonight!

Snow cone by yeaummwhat September 23, 2023

snow cone squirts 

The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.

1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."

"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."

"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"

*dies instantly*

snow cone squirts by JumpyMantella August 22, 2017

Snow Cone Cat 

The creepy white cat famous for having a mutli-coloured tounge from licking a snow cone, it should be a lolz cat but its not, it might just be too good for that.
nobody knows whos cat this is but its hilarious to look at and it gives you a good laugh.

"omg look at your tounge your like the snow cone cat just less asian"

Bob: hey john have you seen the snow cone cat?

John: Yeah man, i laughed my ass off seeing that pussy licking the snow cone

Snow Cone Cat by lolzsnowconecat May 3, 2009