Snorgtees Guy

Someone who obviously is too slow to edit his own ad.

Fail.

To see a Snorgtees GUY is the rarest thing on the planet.
Maybe if got a boob job, you'd see him advertising t-shirts.

I guess they just make them t-shirts for gals.

by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010

Snorgtees Hater

Intelligent people who have better things to do on Urban Dictionary than look at whores wearing ugly t-shirts with jokes that are not funny.

These people are generally those who want to achieve more in life than be a Urban Dictionary ad whore. Some of the more advanced Snorgtee Haters also have ad blockers so they do not have to look at the bitches in the ads.

(NOTE: This is a conversation between a Snorgtees Hater and a desperate nerd who comes on Urban Dictionary only to look at the ads).

Nerd: Hey man, why do you always hate on these hot babes?! I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else. You're just jealous you're not on these ads! Wouldn't you want me beating off to you?

Snorgtee Hater: Do you insinuate, that I should tolerate, such diabolical nonsense from an inferior little shit head like you? I feel sorry for you...

by Mr. Abstract Zebra January 19, 2011

Snorgtees

A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.

Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.

by Snorgtitties December 6, 2011

Snorgtees

The reason I get a boner every time I go on Urban Dictionary.

I was looking at definitions on Urban Dictionary earlier, and the ads for Snorgtees kept coming up with really hot girls in skimpy shorts. I could only look at 2 definitions before running in to choke the chicken.

by Boxcar69 March 18, 2013

Snorgtees

1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?

2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).

1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.

2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"

Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"

Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"

*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*

by Raw Doggy June 18, 2010

snorgtees

Why don't you look to your right and you'll see an ad about it.
If it isn't there, why don't you complain to google ads?

Right is this way if you don't know. Retard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Snorgtees are not funny. If you laugh at them, you're probably Bob Saget.

by -MC-Dreidel July 8, 2010

snorgtees chick

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts

I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009