snorf

when giant squids take in prey.

Also appliquable to jellyfish.

Steve was snorfed by the giant squid.

by jawsvsclaws May 3, 2011

snorfing

the act in which one inhales smoke through the nostrils like they're snorting it, they then exhale through the mouth. This action gets you FUCKED UP.

When young billy was snorfing the weed; he got totally FUCKED UP.

by Jelliott McOsco November 10, 2007

Snorf

Verb. To snore.

My mom's snorfing has really been keeping me up lately

Yeah, my parents' room is right above me and I can hear them snorf through the floor.

by Mozes293 March 5, 2011

snorf

To sniff a spot that someone has just recently had gotten up from. Also, can be used in a noun form. Such as, someone who sniffs a spot that someone has just left from.

Jimmy just snorffed Erica's chair.

Jimmy is such a snorf.

by Smoke-House July 6, 2005

Snorf

To make a precise or fine-tuned adjustment perfectly on the first attempt

Looky there, I've Snorfed R16 on the aux card and now the gain adjustment is perfect!

by Squirrel Rubber September 18, 2014

snorf

Someone who sits in one bathtub, farts, and proceeds to eat ones bubbles.

Robert is such a snorf.

by adam January 18, 2005

Snorf

A polite, fun and stress relieving way of saying "what the &#%@*#"

You have a cocktail party at your house and many guests are present. Someone spills a glass of red wine on your white Karastan Wool Carpet. You exclaim "what the snorf?"

by zazoo May 19, 2008