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snooch

This is a person(usually a woman) who is preventing another woman from getting laid.
This is the equivilant to a cock-block in the female form.
Gina: Hey Rod wanna go have sex later?
Rod: SURE!
Rod's mom: Sorry Rod but, you have to give the dog a bath. You can't have sex with Gina tonight!
Gina: GOD Rod! Your mom is such a SNOOCH!
by snoochiboochi December 20, 2007
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Snooching

Mocking, but uncertain sarcasm.
Liberals love to drive Toyota Priuses, while snoochingly looking down on poor people who cannot afford to drive the expensive hybrids.
by tarrioh January 3, 2009
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snooch

Expression of satisfaction. Simmilar to "sweet" or even "solid!"
"Whoa, check out that crazy move that bboy just busted!"
"Snooch!"
by Alex "Skidd" Jennings August 16, 2003
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snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.
My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.
by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014
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Swamp snooch

The sticky, uncomfortable feeling in the vaginal canal after a girl has intercourse and has semen excretions after having stood up again.
Ughh... I shouldn't have banged one out before work because now I have swamp snooch.
by Swamp snooch July 1, 2015
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Snooch Sniper

One who has great aim for the target that lies between a woman's legs.
That guy Wil, he's one successful snooch sniper.
by Extra Josh March 14, 2009
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snooch

also means..thank you, oh god yes, beechin.
Nck: "hey you know what i havent had in a long time?" Erik:"No, What?" Nick" A good blow job" Erik: "Snooch yes!!!!"
by NeonZERO January 15, 2005
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