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Snitches get Kittens

a slang term describing snitching in Alaska. Per the History channel's gangland show, gangs in Alaska have zero reprecussions for snitching. In fact the Alaska gang landscape has been described as a "snitches paradise". In normal rhetoric the phrase snitches get stiches is used to describe the view most gangs take on snitching. In Alaska the phrase Snitches Get Kittens is more apt to be used in describing the attitude that gang members take toward snitching. Because gang members are not likely to retaliate for snitching, a basket of kittens, or just kittens will be used in the common phrase in place of stiches to describe the rammifications for informing on their gang member brethren.

Also- a flag football team know for their creative website and offensive antics often using violent maneuvers to defend their turf. Many times employing slide tackles, stiff arms, and shoulder drops instead of simply pulling the flag.
Yo, did you talk to Marlon yet? We saw Weezie leaving the PD w/ a basket full of kittens. You think he snitched? I don't think I know he did, snitches get kittens around here, you know that dawg.
by SnitchesGetKittens August 1, 2009
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Snitches are a dying breed

Phrase most often seen in biker subculture that implies that people who inform to the police deserve to be killed.
That guy wearing a snitches are a dying breed t-shirt is a member of the Outlaws M.C.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016
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Snitches get Stitches

Slang for people who inform the 5-0 or diss a dude to The Feds who are about to turn into a marked man.
I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!
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When you snitch on Saad Ahmdedly for no apperent reason plus due to the face he didn't actually file a hesitant police report plus in due nature it was also you guys you hispanic spic
Anthony Friedli snitches on Saad for a police report for gay thugs
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cops: ok we'll disregard anything that moron anthony friedli has to say why not rape his mouth shut like mexico did with saad ahmdedly
by Gangster Disciples 102 January 22, 2022
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snitches

pl. skanks, hoes, bitches, girls or any other name for a bitch



~e.c~
yo call up some snitches and get this party goin

dude look at those hot snitches over there with their big asses and tits

some girls are snitches and some girls are hoes, but any snitch that works the corners gets nothing but respect from fat joe.

we some lucky snitches for gettin away with that

yo bro you take snitch 1 and ill get snitch 2
by snitch 1 January 24, 2009
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Snitches get stitches

If you snitch on someone you may end up being pumped full of lead
Don't snitch on your neighbors; no wonder snitches get stitches.
by Sexydimma June 16, 2021
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rap snitches

The phenomena of rappers accidently (or intentionally) exposing themselves for a crime they have committed through the lyrics of their music, often in gangster rap. The term was especially popularized by the song "Rap Snitches Knishes" by MF DOOM.
Rap Snitches: free my boy, he ain't do nothing wrong (except rob a bank at gunpoint on December 23rd, 2011)
by colosse March 7, 2023
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