Sausage Expert 

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.

Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."

Sausage Expert by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Scranton Sausage Grinder 

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

Scranton Sausage Grinder by Midget buster January 18, 2012

Slide The Sausage 

What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.

“Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”

Slide The Sausage by jimd8498 April 30, 2019

sausage looks funny 

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?

Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?

sausage looks funny by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

Sausage punch by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

Sausage Sammy 

YEAH CAN I GET THE S A U S A G E S A M M Y ?

Sausage Sammy

Sausage Sammy by PK_223 February 1, 2020

Sausage Egg McStuffin 

Also see happy meal.

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)

Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.

Sausage Egg McStuffin by al-stud December 26, 2009