Snarf

To place ones nose into the hole of the rectum of another person while they inflate your nostrils with flatulence.

Tiffany ate a can of beans and thought it was hilarious when she snarfed lashawn

in this example tiffany would be the snarfalufagus since she was the one snarfing

by clucbag July 6, 2011

Snarf

Verb

The act of shaking some total strangers hand after surreptitiously loading your hand up with scrotum sweat.

"Watch me, I'm gonna snarf that congressional candidate after the convention."

by Voxtorious October 20, 2006

Snarf

To sneeze while ejaculating causing one to blow their load uncontrollably everywhere.

I was about to cum and I fucking snarfed everywhere!

by crazedwalrushunter April 8, 2010

Snarf

Noun: 1980's slang for a person who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles

Verb: The act of eatting fart bubbles

MOM: "Honey! Look! Junior is sitting in the tub!"

DAD: "Yes dear, in fact the little snarf just snarfed down those fart bubbles"

by Xy July 6, 2004

Snarf

An advanced act of sexual prowess, where by a male receiving head, upon ejaculation tells a joke so moving that the felattio giver ejects the semen through the nostrils due to uncontrollable laughter.

1.Hey man, I totally got Becky to snarf last night by telling her a knock knock joke.



2. Yeah bitch! Snarf my twelve inches!

by Jack Conrad-Davies March 4, 2009

Snarf

A rebuttal word used when someone is being ridiculous or nonsensical. A word only a retard like Thunda would understand.

"I'm perfect"

"snarf"

by PurplePain December 28, 2004

Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007