When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.
by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"
by Feminist_Unicorn666 May 21, 2018

An annoying ass bitch/nigga who needs to stfu and learn their place when they speak.. Basically a whack ass person who need relevancy in their life.
by Chickenisonfire September 3, 2016

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
by superman7489 January 22, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.>If He/She.Unisex Blinks, I Will Snap, Crackle, Pop, Strike Pop Them As Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If He/She.Unisex Blinks, I Will Snap, Crackle, Pop, Strike Pop Them As Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
by A.B.C.D. August 22, 2012
