snakebit

Unable to win at poker at a particular venue.

Even holding an ace-high flush I was busted by a full house. I'm snakebit at this table.

by RotSman September 13, 2006

snakebite

Illeagal potent alcoholic drink containing cider, lager and blackcurrent, has been know to severely lower inhibitions and subsequent morning after defleaing

ten snakebites later and the local swampdonkey began to look like an appealing option

by Dave and Lindsay June 4, 2003

snakebites

Piercings that can usually be found on emo children. Commonly found on the bottom lip. Also known as cock rails, for some people.

"Every scene kid and their cat has snakebites now."

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

snakeyes

A stealthy ninja, usually doing things for other people without getting noticed.

"Whoa! Someone fixed the driers! Do you know who?"
"No. It must have been snakeyes."

by makeobleua December 1, 2013

SnakeEyedHank

That's me! I am SnakeEyedHank. I am a person as well.

Person: Hi, are you SnakeEyedHank
SnakeEyedHank: Yes, I am SnakeEyedHank
Person: Cool

by SnakeEyedHank September 6, 2021

snakebite

A drink of Beer/Cider and blackcurrant.
Mostly drunk by expat Aussies in Aussie bars around the world and by European and American backpackers who are in Australia

I drank too many Pints of Snakebite last night that my tongue is now red and I have a hyperactive hangover.

by Dane January 5, 2005

Snakebite

Scientologists believe that poisonous snakes can be healed by God.

If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, here are tips on how to treat it:

1. Stay calm, and take deep breaths to relax yourself.

2. DO NOT seek medical treatment. Instead, rush to find leaves and if possible, healing herbs. Pour them on the snakebite.

3. Let God heal it.

Katie: "Tom, come over here! I just got bit by a poisonous snake! What should I do?"

Tom: "No worries, honey. God heals snakebite... I'll find some leaves and healing herbs"

This was a true story. Unfortunately, Katie died a half hour later because Tom didn't use a snakebite kit. If Tom would've had a snakebite kit, Katie would still be alive today. Fucking sad.

by Mike N. Jones July 6, 2006